The Popovtsy Tsardom of Revnitelia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sergei Serebryakov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.87 billion Revniteles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskva. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Revnitelic economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 193,164 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Revnitelia's national animal is the brown bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox-Old Rite.

Revnitelia is ranked 267,517^th in the world and 12^th in Slavia for Nicest Citizens, with 0.7 average smiles per day.