The Popovtsy Tsardom of Revnitelia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sergei Serebryakov with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.007 billion Revniteles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskva. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Revnitelic economy, worth a remarkable 2,952 trillion roubles a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,015 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds, planes with cockpit glass are reserved for the top pilots, even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain, and wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Revnitelia's national animal is the brown bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox-Old Rite.

Revnitelia is ranked 262,079^th in the world and 13^th in Slavia for Fattest Citizens, with 6.99 Obesity Rate.