The Pandav Rajya of Kuru and Panchala is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Arjun Singh Yadav with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.895 billion Dvaitadvaitins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hastinapur. The average income tax rate is 75.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dvaitadvaitin economy, worth a remarkable 1,373 trillion karshapans a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,955 karshapans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", and the first sword of Kuru and Panchala does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuru and Panchala's national animal is the Kherigarh cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nimbarka Sampradaya.

Kuru and Panchala is ranked 61,999^th in the world and 9^th in Pecan Sandies for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 497.76 on the Clooney Contribution Index.