Largest Mining Sector: 3,440thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,419thLargest Black Market: 6,813th
The Pandav Rajya of
Father Knows Best State
Rādhe Rādhe
Arjun Singh Yadav
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kuru and Panchala

Population7.683 billion

CapitalHastinapur
LeaderArjun Singh Yadav
FaithNimbarka Sampradaya

Currencykarshapan
AnimalKherigarh cow

The Pandav Rajya of Kuru and Panchala is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Arjun Singh Yadav with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.683 billion Dvaitadvaitins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hastinapur. The average income tax rate is 76.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dvaitadvaitin economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion karshapans a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,550 karshapans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake, and prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuru and Panchala's national animal is the Kherigarh cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nimbarka Sampradaya.

Kuru and Panchala is ranked 93,811th in the world and 32nd in Pecan Sandies for Most Stationary, with 489.98994335068 days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 3,440thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,419thLargest Black Market: 6,813thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,483rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,749thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,927thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,402ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,022ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,158thMost Devout: 14,469thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,848thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,124thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,526thMost Cultured: 17,047thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,317thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,375thMost Developed: 18,430thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,851stLargest Governments: 18,867thLowest Crime Rates: 20,432ndHighest Economic Output: 20,686thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,029thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,214thHighest Food Quality: 22,330thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,891stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,022ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26,075thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,579thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,049thHealthiest Citizens: 29,438th
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Highest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kuru and Panchala was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuru and Panchala, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuru and Panchala, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.
  • : Kuru and Panchala was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Kuru and Panchala, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuru and Panchala, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuru and Panchala, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
  • : Kuru and Panchala was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Kuru and Panchala, masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuru and Panchala, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.

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