Population | 7.683 billion |
Capital | Hastinapur |
Leader | Arjun Singh Yadav |
Faith | Nimbarka Sampradaya |
Currency | karshapan |
Animal | Kherigarh cow |
The Pandav Rajya of Kuru and Panchala is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Arjun Singh Yadav with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.683 billion Dvaitadvaitins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hastinapur. The average income tax rate is 76.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Dvaitadvaitin economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion karshapans a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,550 karshapans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake, and prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuru and Panchala's national animal is the Kherigarh cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nimbarka Sampradaya.
Kuru and Panchala is ranked 93,811th in the world and 32nd in Pecan Sandies for Most Stationary, with 489.98994335068 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kuru and Panchala was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Kuru and Panchala, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
- : Following new legislation in Kuru and Panchala, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.
- : Kuru and Panchala was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Kuru and Panchala, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins.
- : Following new legislation in Kuru and Panchala, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
- : Following new legislation in Kuru and Panchala, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
- : Kuru and Panchala was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Kuru and Panchala, masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery.
- : Following new legislation in Kuru and Panchala, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.