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Beware of body doubles...what they do or don't do may affect you in the strange, mysterious laws of similarity and sympathetic magic...
Watching Scotland v Ukraine, Nations League.
Well, what you you know … Scotland 3 Ukraine 0
We all feel sorry for the Ukraine, but the gods of football are merciless.
Civil rights in DD keep falling. I don't understand why. Despite her young age Lady Laura knows exactly what civil rights the unwashed masses can or can not have. And her top adviser and expert in everything except epilation is a teddy bear.
What can possibly be going wrong ?
Cheerfulness: First: 
Yannia top 0.03% (58th in world). Second: Nelvana iii top 0.2%. Third: 
Icarianna top 0.2% … Middle: The most humane inhumane society top 40% … Last: 
The Choir Boy bottom 0%
In 
Busty Sal, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
In 
Nudesia, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
In 
Gay Love, cars are banned.
Hello, bonjour, hola
This is Fred the Cat reminding you that on Thursdays CATS DRINK FREE at Tommy’s Bar.
Cats sleep anywhere
Cats sleep anywhere, any table, any chair.
Top of piano, window-ledge, in the middle, on the edge.
Open draw, empty shoe, anybody's lap will do.
Fitted in a cardboard box, in the cupboard with your frocks.
Anywhere! They don't care! Cats sleep anywhere.
Eleanor Farjeon (1881 - 1965)
Happy Thursday !!!
Hi there, Fred.
You're lucky to be a cat. All the drinks you want, without the managerial responsibilities your alter ego has.
Civil rights are an unnecessary evil
What day is it?
Public Education: First: Yannia top 0.03% (82nd in world). Second: Nelvana iii top 0.04% (94th in world). Third: 
The Nude Beach top 0.06% … Middle: 
Test Icicle top 15% … Last: 
Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0% (25th from bottom in world)
In The most humane inhumane society, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
In Gymnosia, counsellors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
In 
Friends of Dorothy, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku.
It's Gay Parrot Show, Fireworks and WDD Day. Outside Nudist Dreamland they call it something else.
Not to worry. Dinna fash yersel. I have called the Whatdayisit? helpline.
ME: What day is it ?
HELPLINE: Friday.
ME: Oh no ! That’s my busiest day at work. Can’t I go back to sleep ?
HELPLINE: No.
Welcome to Tommy’s Bar, boys, girls, whatever, cats too … Your first milk and honey is absolutely on the house as long as you listen to Rufus tinkle the ivories in the Theatre Upstairs.
Get to Tommy’s NOW !!!
Oh thanks, sweetie. I had to call the helpline.
I joined this region just to notify that your translation to spanish is shmitty.
Come to Tommy's, we can all talk about it over a milk and honey. Looks like you need it.
By the way, I heard this year's edition of N-Day was a great success. The number of participants exploded.
Hablo tres idiomas, el español no tan bien como me gustaría, pero vivo en España.
The use of Spanish is a flavour, a language we expect to find in a warm weather paradise like ours. But it might as well be Portuguese, and we have a native Portuguese speaker. 
Dancing Dragons, would you change Spanish for Portuguese for us in the World Factbook Entry?
My word...really ? Yes, of course !
Cheese Exports: First: 
Nudist Dreamland top 0.2%. Second: The Choir Boy top 0.3%. Third: Friends of Dorothy top 0.4% … Middle: 
Miraclian Antilles bottom 42% … Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0% (54th from bottom in world)
In Grave raven, people are often woken up by rubbish music.
In Nudesia, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
In Dancing Dragons, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
Dear Founder, thank you for elevating my Regional Officer status. I am honoured.
*curtsies*
My Saturday night was watching Scotland come from behind to beat Ireland. I say was, but there’s lots of Saturday night left to go. Why I might even read a chapter of my book. How exciting is that !
Happy Saturday evening to one and all. xx
Pizza Delivery: First: The Choir Boy top 0.07%. Second: Grave raven top 0.07%. Third: Wailing Grannies top 0.4% … Middle: 
Barely True bottom 35% … Last: Yannia bottom 0% (8th from bottom in world)
In Busty Sal, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
In 
Pabloh, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
In Pencil Sharpeners, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit.
Human Development Index: First: Yannia top 0.02% (44th in world). Second: Nelvana iii top 0.03% (67th in world). Third: The Nude Beach top 0.3% … Middle: Test Icicle top 29% … Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0% (next to last in world).
In Grave raven, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law.
In Nudesia, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
In Joe McElderry Fan Club, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
Yannia, Pencil Sharpeners, Nudesia, and Pabloh
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