The Empire of Imperio de Jandira is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperess Annelise von Tigrssien with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 20.984 billion tigerin-jandirans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tigresia. The average income tax rate is 16.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient tigerin-jandiran economy, worth a remarkable 9,023 trillion Claws a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 430,009 Claws, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, recognizing the tigerin-jandiran flag qualifies you for citizenship, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime is totally unknown. Imperio de Jandira's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism Kapseranist.

Imperio de Jandira is ranked 22,686^th in the world and 9^th in Novo Brasil for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.74 law-abiding acts per hour.