The Sovereign Nation-State of Flak is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dons Phabbys II © with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The quiet, industrious population of 1.566 billion flakists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Autonomy of Flak. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flak economy, worth 149 trillion Flaks Tales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,565 Flaks Tales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and the study of medicine is popular throughout Flak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flak's national animal is the Turritopsis dohrnii, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flak is ranked 139,165^th in the world and 27^th in Novo Brasil for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 642.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.