The Republic of Bipolar Bill is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, cynical population of 37.817 billion Bipolar Billians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 44.0%.

The strong Bipolar Billian economy, worth a remarkable 1,364 trillion teeths a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 36,069 teeths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed, in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, and the first half of cabinet meetings include Leader complaining about the reasonable nation theory (Bipolar Bill has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bipolar Bill's national animal is the pie.

Bipolar Bill is ranked 269,915^th in the world and 3^rd in Nintendo for Most Patriotic, with 0.77 flags saluted per person per day.