LazarusBoard

Hello everyone. I come with the news I may soon leave this glorious land of Lazarus for a better future with Trout Fishing...

“Don’t shoot civilian ships, they don’t deserve it” - me

Wild Sand Cat hybrids are rampaging through Averbird. Just thought you guys should know that.

Agaqiniala wrote:

Wild Sand Cat hybrids are rampaging through Averbird. Just thought you guys should know that.

Update, they just destroyed a preschool.

Agaqiniala wrote:

Update, they just destroyed a preschool.

Sad mmph mmph.

I will get you fish if you need any

Treadwellia wrote:

Did Tubbius the Fat eat all your fish?

False Alarm realized Lazarus #1 again.

Omg never thought I’d see the day when The martian democracy got sent to the ether by mods!!

Do not fear for Greater Kamba is here! We shall give the Sand Cat Mutant's some Fried Trout!

The Great Holy Xanarcica Empire has some trout exports from our clean isolated lakes

Good thing we still have farm raised Trout!

Great Xanarcica Empire wrote:

I don't think you would like to mess with the Great Holy Xanarcica Empire of their trout exports do you? We would rather have fresh clean trout to eat than some nuclear waste contaminated trout. So pls do fix something with your trout

This is why this land really makes me annoyed. I tell everyone about my dream of World Trout Domination (WTD) and becoming #1 and you POISON MY RIVERS! And DOWN TALK MY PRODUCE!

I am a calm and collected man, and you come poking the one thing I don't tolerate! Troubling my TROUT!