Population | 20.171 billion |
Capital | La Ciudad Malororia |
Leader | Malor Malakai |
Faith | Vaccination Research |
Currency | Twice Reformed Maloric |
Animal | Amoeba |
The Awesomly Awesome Collective of Malororia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Malor Malakai with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.171 billion Malororians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Ciudad Malororia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient malororia economy, worth an astonishing 15,471 trillion Twice Reformed Malorics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 767,035 Twice Reformed Malorics, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, conspiracy nuts claim that the government is trying to bring about an end to civilisation, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malororia's national animal is the Amoeba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vaccination Research.
Malororia is ranked 4,910th in the world and 272nd in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 10,656.36 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Malororia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Economic Output, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Malororia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Malororia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Malororia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Client Money Segregation For Brokers".
- : Following new legislation in Malororia, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
- : Following new legislation in Malororia, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
- : Following new legislation in Malororia, conspiracy nuts claim that the government is trying to bring about an end to civilisation.
- : Following new legislation in Malororia, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
- : Following new legislation in Malororia, the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster.
- : Following new legislation in Malororia, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 67 » Debussy, Treadwellia, Leonism, Custadia, Aigania, Axixic, Darkium, Aaecilia, Devinsburg, Burning Pants, Port Flynt, Guiness Freaks, Marcellinople, Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri, Meat Sandwich, 1482, Auralon, Imperial Saber, The Celestial Lands, Ecchi Unlimited, Calption, Zinertia, HYDRA-Russian Empire, Xalivstonia, Cyrilla, Friaritat, The United Anglo-sphere, Fat Angel, TypoTech, Tezal, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, Nova Zemlya, New Rogernomics, Business States of America, Bongrovia, Soviet Remnants, The Gelseen Hegemony, Praenestia, Snestar, The Emerald Union, Maleficenca, Darqas, Pepe Pip, Narwhalsgomoo, Steel Vagabonds, The Islands of Colwell, MilkyWay, Dhan, United Beltonia, Silver Minner, and 17 others.Wang Yao, The Sigometh Dynasty, Corydo, Neeshta, Svobodala, Saturns Edge, Yemera, Yurp, Dragomirescu, Aleckandor, Iron Alliance, Los Pedrios, Military astriads, Salvanium, Juba, Of Memers, and Caellip Major.