The Union of Federal States of Ariansahr is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Shah Vahram Varzavand with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.337 billion Arians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ctesiphon. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ariansahrian economy, worth 137 trillion Aryan rials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 103,164 Aryan rials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, and builders across Ariansahr are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ariansahr's national animal is the Simurgh, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Zoroastrian Orthodoxy.

Ariansahr is ranked 16,279^th in the world and 2^nd in Iran for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,342.45 on the Clooney Contribution Index.