The World of Sathan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 32.563 billion Sathanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sathanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,495 trillion dracs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 260,898 dracs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sathan's national animal is the werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Sathan is ranked 1,214^th in the world and 2^nd in Hell for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 24,232.86 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.