The Holy Empire of The Dark Lord of Ixnay is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.422 billion vassal of the Dark Lords are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Spirituality, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Public Transport receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.3%.

The thriving Dark-Noble economy, worth 512 trillion lire a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. Average income is 23,934 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 69,317 per year while the poor average 6,549, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

The Dark Lord of Ixnay has designated The Dark Lord of Ixnay City as its capital city and Leader has just been declared ruler of The Dark Lord of Ixnay in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. The Dark Lord of Ixnay's national animal is the raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Dark Lord of Ixnay is ranked 191,821^st in the world and 23^rd in Greater Ixnay for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.