The No Man's Land of Doze Macacos is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Our Lord and Savior with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.934 billion Doomeds are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Doomed economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion Good Works a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 217,861 Good Works, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, there's no such thing as a safe bet, and children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Doze Macacos's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The True Faith.

Doze Macacos is ranked 289,684^th in the world and 105^th in Flanelistan for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.23 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.