The No Man's Land of Doze Macacos is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Our Lord and Savior with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of public education, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.175 billion Doomeds are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Doomed economy, worth a remarkable 2,516 trillion Good Works a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 247,338 Good Works, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Doze Macacos isn't what it used to be, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Doze Macacos, and meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Doze Macacos's national animal is the Monkey and its national religion is The True Faith.

Doze Macacos is ranked 110,261^st in the world and 65^th in Flanelistan for Most Developed, scoring 59.7 on the Human Development Index.