The Will Be A Deleted Country of Valdrim is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by High Horte Nerevar with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 3.212 billion Valdishes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Indoril Kosta. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Valdrimian economy, worth 257 trillion Valdish Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 80,307 Valdish Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, and the government decides its policies by observing the flight of birds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valdrim's national animal is the White-Tailed Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vældrism.

Valdrim is ranked 24,502^nd in the world and 456^th in the Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.