The United Kingdom of UlsterUK is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jonathan McCullough with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.904 billion UlsterUKians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belfast. The average income tax rate is 38.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient UlsterUKian economy, worth a remarkable 5,789 trillion pounds sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 364,046 pounds sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, more and more people are signing up for the government party, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UlsterUK's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freemasonry.

UlsterUK is ranked 4,499^th in the world and 76^th in the Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 61.06 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.