The Kingdom of Scyrndnorvic is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Caesarea Kiera with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.442 billion Scyrndnorvicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vuisse. The average income tax rate is 24.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scyrndnorvician economy, worth 224 trillion Krons a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,703 Krons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Caesarea Kiera, meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry, and the latest superhero movie features a caped Peregrine Falcon with adamantium claws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Scyrndnorvic's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Scyrndnorvic is ranked 177,430^th in the world and 2,499^th in the Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.