The Kingdom of Democratic Nacheadasaan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Noobs J turtless with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.003 billion Democratic Of Turtleses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noob City. The average income tax rate is 5.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Nacheadasaanian economy, worth 693 trillion Scaleses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 230,799 Scaleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Torture is illegal, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Democratic Nacheadasaanian politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Democratic Nacheadasaan's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Democratic Nacheadasaan is ranked 9,856^th in the world and 158^th in 10000 Islands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.65 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.