The Unfriendly Zombie Land of Kwaj is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and fear of technology. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.369 billion Kwajians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Sands. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth a remarkable 2,920 trillion Clams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 190,053 Clams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, national surveys report that bellies are getting fuller while heads are getting emptier, astronomers are flocking to Kwaj to take advantage of its clear night skies, and Kwaj has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Almighty Atomic Overlord.

Kwaj is ranked 2,620^th in the world and 103^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 67.15 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.