The Républica Ecuatoriana of Batallon de Dignidad is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by José María Velasco Ibarra with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 5.257 billion Ecuatorianos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quito. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Ecuatoriano economy, worth 147 trillion Sucres a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,025 Sucres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, José María Velasco Ibarra has just been declared ruler of Batallon de Dignidad in an international press conference, and Various has been named as Batallon de Dignidad's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Batallon de Dignidad's national animal is the Andean Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Various.

Batallon de Dignidad is ranked 218,134^th in the world and 246^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Highest Food Quality, scoring 10.46 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.