The Republic of Al-Jammahirya al-Arabiyya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Anwar el-Sadat with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.568 billion Egyptians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Al-Jammahirya al-Arabiyyan economy, worth 79.3 trillion Egyptian Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,548 Egyptian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals, Anwar el-Sadat has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, Al-Jammahirya al-Arabiyya has designated Cairo as its capital city, and Islam has been named as Al-Jammahirya al-Arabiyya's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al-Jammahirya al-Arabiyya's national animal is the Eagle of Salahdin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Al-Jammahirya al-Arabiyya is ranked 120,473^rd in the world and 164^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Highest Food Quality, scoring 19.45 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.