The Grand Duchy of Romanovskaya is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Duke Dmitri II with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.122 billion Romanovans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vyborg. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Romanovan economy, worth a remarkable 2,110 trillion Imperial Rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 189,731 Imperial Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", and the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Romanovskaya's national animal is the Eurasian Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

Romanovskaya is ranked 273,864^th in the world and 116^th in Geopolity for Most Patriotic, with 0.65 flags saluted per person per day.