Population | 41.786 billion |
Capital | Paradise City |
Leader | Jenny Chiang |
Faith | idol worship |
Currency | tree-fiddy |
Animal | Loch Ness Monster |
The Failed State of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jenny Chiang with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 41.786 billion Kennyites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 19,747 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 472,590 tree-fiddies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Jenny Chiang's childhood. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is idol worship.
Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 86,844th in the world and 13th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,903.27 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny lodged a message on the Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board.
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny changed its national nation type to "Failed State".
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Highest Disposable Incomes, Highest Crime Rates, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny changed its national nation type to "Failed Government Shutdown".
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny renamed the office held by The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia from "Regional Cartographer" to "Mapmaker mapmaker make me a map" in Antarctic Oasis.
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny endorsed The Dominion of New Beulah Land.
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny was endorsed by The Dominion of New Beulah Land.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » New Beulah Land.