The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jenny Chiang with an even hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 37.778 billion Kennyites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 17,687 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 468,202 tree-fiddies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The national defense strategy is a little floppy, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery, and Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 11,141^st in the world and 10^th in Antarctic Oasis for Smartest Citizens, with 87.2 quips per hour.