Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 66thLargest Gambling Industry: 94thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 108th
The Mysterion Rising of
Left-Leaning College State
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Founder / D!ck-tator
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Population37.778 billion

CapitalParadise City
LeaderJenny Chiang
Faithidol worship

AnimalLoch Ness Monster

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jenny Chiang with an even hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 37.778 billion Kennyites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 17,687 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 468,202 tree-fiddies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The national defense strategy is a little floppy, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery, and Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 11,141st in the world and 10th in Antarctic Oasis for Smartest Citizens, with 87.2 quips per hour.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 66thLargest Gambling Industry: 94thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 108thMost Armed: 119thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 127thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 141stHighest Crime Rates: 143rdHighest Economic Output: 144thHighest Disposable Incomes: 148thFattest Citizens: 184thMost Avoided: 192ndLargest Insurance Industry: 213thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 216thMost Stationary: 244thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 294thMost Rebellious Youth: 325thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 360thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 481stHighest Average Incomes: 513thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 590thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 676thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 678thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 739thHighest Poor Incomes: 872ndLargest Mining Sector: 875thLargest Populations: 1,135thRudest Citizens: 1,277thLargest Retail Industry: 1,337thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,785thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,062ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,150thMost Efficient Economies: 2,200thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,063rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,343rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,372ndMost Influential: 3,651stLargest Black Market: 3,762ndMost Cultured: 4,874thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,005thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,169thSmartest Citizens: 11,141stNudest: 11,949thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,425thMost Devout: 16,584th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » The Palentine and Ainocra.