The Nomadic Peoples of Zombie Minion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Disembodied Brain with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.956 billion Minions have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalled Car. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie economy, worth a remarkable 4,680 trillion souls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 361,231 souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Young criminals are told they'll go to bed without supper if they do it again, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zombie Minion's national animal is the henchman, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gru.

Zombie Minion is ranked 30,686^th in the world and 1^st in Silverhold for Most Patriotic, with 38 flags saluted per person per day.