Largest Retail Industry: 105thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 241stFattest Citizens: 271st
The Nomadic Peoples of
Father Knows Best State
Grrr Rawr
Disembodied Brain
Influence
Hermit
Zombie Minion
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Zombie Minion

Population18.198 billion

CapitalStalled Car
LeaderDisembodied Brain
FaithGru

Currencysoul
Animalhenchman

The Nomadic Peoples of Zombie Minion is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Disembodied Brain with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.198 billion Minions are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalled Car. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie economy, worth a remarkable 6,444 trillion souls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 354,107 souls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,092,740 per year while the poor average 27,717, a ratio of 75.5 to 1.

Eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, the army consists of only generals and grunts, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zombie Minion's national animal is the henchman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gru.

Zombie Minion is ranked 99,771st in the world and 1st in Silverhold for Most Developed, scoring 61.84 on the Human Development Index.

Top
1%
Largest Retail Industry: 105thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 241stFattest Citizens: 271stMost Avoided: 293rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 299thMost Subsidized Industry: 303rdMost Corrupt Governments: 355thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 385thLargest Mining Sector: 403rdHighest Crime Rates: 447thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 511thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 631stMost Armed: 705thLargest Black Market: 728thMost Efficient Economies: 1,013thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,078thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,258thRudest Citizens: 1,625thHighest Average Incomes: 1,775thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,171stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,460thLargest Governments: 2,682ndHighest Economic Output: 2,778thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,914thTop
5%
Most Primitive: 5,758thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,471stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,640thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,426thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,553rdMost Influential: 14,562ndMost Stationary: 14,962ndTop
10%
Most Secular: 18,347thLargest Populations: 22,183rdHighest Drug Use: 28,447thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31,703rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Zombie Minion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.

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