The Nomadic Peoples of Zombie Minion is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Disembodied Brain with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.671 billion Minions are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalled Car. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie economy, worth a remarkable 6,257 trillion souls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 354,107 souls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,092,740 per year while the poor average 27,717, a ratio of 75.5 to 1.

Eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, the army consists of only generals and grunts, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zombie Minion's national animal is the henchman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gru.

Zombie Minion is ranked 209,647^th in the world and 1^st in Silverhold for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.