The Theocracy of Culdi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 15.676 billion Culdians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Culdian economy, worth a remarkable 3,783 trillion crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 241,345 crowns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,150,548 per year while the poor average 29,751, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Culdi's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Culdi is ranked 8,393^rd in the world and 3^rd in Albion for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.49 law-abiding acts per hour.