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News round-up

In Lanchea, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.

In Odic, business leaders commend the government for enacting an
emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Odician emissions at all.

In Hrstrovokia, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.

In La Chicane, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.

In Dregonia, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.