Kasprov sits in his office, watching the final episode of the 36th season of Communist Cats. Suddenly his secretary, Edmund, walks in and hands him a report.
"Sir, we have another political crisis in our neighboring nations."
Kasprov turns the TV off.
"What now Edmund? More terrorists? Another nuclear disaster? A leader overthrown?"
"No sir, a separatist group has seceded from Repolaa, and they now claim vast territory spanning most of the Communist Bloc, including Repolaa, Proletarska, Goshnia and Goshnigovina, Liberza, and Kethania."
Kasprov stands up from his couch.
"Call a meeting with the Ministers, and put our special forces on standby. I might just order a few assassinations to end this."
"Yes sir."
Just as Edmund is about to leave he asks something else.
"Sir, are we going to say anything to the leaders involved in this?"
"Uh, yeah, call a meeting or something or just send them a little message from Foreign Affairs."