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Dear The Grand Duchy of Xeno-Sans,
SHILETONIA SQUEEZES URANIUM FROM ITS INVAR TEET. My scientist x farmer network has found a far superior element to power our newest reactors, newly discovered HUGHGINIUM. My resource has TEN TIMES the power output of Uranium and a surface mine discovered an estimated 10 hughnillium gigatons, I can't remember the number exactly, some geek was telling me about it when I blessed the site and the radiation made things fuzzy. I have ordered our remaining supply of uranium into a 40 mile long camel convoy, packages should start arriving in about 5 days and stop just after Thanksmas (camel riders don't work Thanksmas). I have had loaded 10 camels with Hughginium to taste.

Let this gift strengthen our nations bonds and furthermore I have included that geek I mentioned earlier, Dr Ramuel Sheeply, He's taking his own transport because he doesn't get on well with the camel riders after the gene irradiating experiments he did to get his PHD. Actually the one to suggest the camel riders take the uranium anyway so maybe there's no bad blood after all.

One final thing to note, I know I left my stapler last time I was around. Please return it to me, its chrome and and its got my initials on the back. The replacement one I have now is awful and can do 10 sheets tops while the old one worked every time. I'm at a loss to do with some of my documents since at the moment I just shove the thick piles in a sports bag and they've all mixed because I have to use that bag when I go to the gym. I accidently defunded banana subsidies for camel breeding programs in one such embarrassing mix-up PLEASE RETURN IT AND DO NOT SEND THOSE CAMELS BACK.

Forever Yours,
hugh xx