The World World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.	The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge	Anarchy	“Terra Mariq Potens”
3.	The Magic Trick of EenieMeenieChiliBeanie	Iron Fist Socialists	“The spirits are about to speak!”
4.	The Turtle Farm of Cayman Islands	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“He hath founded it upon the seas.”
5.	The Refugee Resettlement Zone of Wysterian Territories	Anarchy	“Strong, Proud, Determined”
6.	The Macedonian Empire of Pelagonia	New York Times Democracy	“Glory to Alexander the Great of Macedon”
7.	The Rumpshaking Action of Booty Time	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Booty time, booty time! Across the USA!”
8.	The Western R and D Division of The Phoenix Foundation	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Working for the Betterment of Mankind”
9.	The Plutocratic Kingdom of Uhuh-Ropa	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Este nix pax, christe nix!”
10.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”