The Most Secular in the Pacific
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 5,282nd in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Better to overreact, than to regret it later.” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Federation of the Astral Plane | Left-wing Utopia | “Service to all people” | |
| 3. |  The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Obey or die” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Winklebottom | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “E pluribus unum” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of This was probably a bad idea | Left-wing Utopia | “Illegitimi non carborundum” | |
| 6. |  The Incorporated States of Dibbleria | Left-Leaning College State | “We sell everything and his auntie.” | |
| 7. |  The Socialist Commonwealth of Raeun | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Intelligence, Progress, Prosperity” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic States of Kiaville | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “One for all and all for Kia!” | |
| 9. |  The Confederacy of Zolehen | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Sidere Mens Eadem Mutato” | |
| 10. |  The Virtual Reality of Anozia | Democratic Socialists | “Further beyond imagination” |