The Nicest Citizens in St Abbaddon
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of Naturia | Democratic Socialists | “...” | |
| 2. |  The Community of Nova Bromelia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace, Love, and Fuzzy Bunnies!” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Sailors Moon | Anarchy | “There be Monsters” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Dragania WA | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I Defend wherever I want to. Not because I have to.” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Draganisia | Moralistic Democracy | “LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR! LONG LIVE DRAGANISIA!!” | |
| 6. |  The Charging at Red Flags of Minotaur Barmaid | Democratic Socialists | “Complex drinks, a labyrinth of flavors” | |
| 7. |  The Dominion of St Abby Dispatch Office | Left-wing Utopia | “St Abby will always prosper!” | |
| 8. |  The Ravanian Borderlands of Daughters | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “United we stand!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Yonderal | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Seeing is believing” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Red High Council | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Audentis Fortuna Iuvat” |