The Safest in St Abbaddon
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, St Abbaddon is ranked 13,999th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperial Trade Federation of Kitsco | Civil Rights Lovefest | “98.4 of all your income is mine... Deal with it.” | |
| 2. |  The Dominion of Naturia | Democratic Socialists | “...” | |
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of Peratia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You wanted more than I was worth” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Niktobr | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Glory to St Abbaddon, her pride reborn!” | |
| 5. |  The Oceanic Authority of Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Cheers For the Cause; the Hand of Glory Extends Itself!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Eskovar | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “This is Eskovar” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Sailors Moon | Anarchy | “There be Monsters” | |
| 8. |  The Truly of Holy angel | Authoritarian Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Torpedo Sandwich | Moralistic Democracy | “Tasty, but dangerous” | |
| 10. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Skankamungus | Left-wing Utopia | “This is extremely true.” |