The Highest Crime Rates in Lazarus
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 149th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Undefined Lawless Territory of Total anarchya | Capitalizt | “ataxias kai anarkhias” | |
| 2. |  The Most Serene Conglomerate of Native Inhabitants of Antarctica | Capitalist Paradise | “Install Gentoo” | |
| 3. | The 25 of ------------------------- | Capitalizt | “M” | |
| 4. | The Empire of Zebnpatia | Corporate Bordello | “Money is a commodity that only the wealthiest can have.” | |
| 5. | The Metalheadz of Buada Lagoon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “.” | |
| 6. |  The Borderlands of Winpheala | Anarchy | “Gaming is Love, Gaming is Life” | |
| 7. |  The Disputed Territories of Grunbuk | Capitalizt | “For plunder, guns, and food!” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Republic of Parana SSR | Psychotic Dictatorship | “By The People For The People” | |
| 9. |  The United Kingdom of Inkindom | Iron Fist Consumerists | “For the kingdom” | |
| 10. | The Autonomous Administrations of Anarcho-Syndicalist Communes | Left-Leaning College State | “We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune!” |