The World World Census
The Most Advanced Public Education in the World
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “How will you act?” | |
3. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
4. | The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise | “Community” | |
5. | The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State | “Why bother?” | |
6. | The Esteemed Educational Halls of Histioteuthis | New York Times Democracy | “Doomed to repeat our favorite mistakes.” | |
7. | The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
8. | The Homoerotic Implications of Turkish Bathhouse | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Steeeeeeeeeeeeamy.” | |
9. | The Free Federation of The Europa Empire | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Europa 4 Ever!” | |
10. | The Solar Wind of Astroteuthis | Iron Fist Consumerists | “My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas.” |