The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | 99.29 | ||
| 22. |  The Murabian Protectorate of Unthank | 99.29 | ||
| 23. |  The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus | 99.28 | ||
| 24. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia | 99.28 | ||
| 25. |  The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | 99.28 | ||
| 26. |  The Iron Mall of Dragyn | 99.27 | ||
| 27. |  The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia | 99.27 | ||
| 28. | The Liberty Paradise of Anticountriopia | 99.25 | ||
| 29. |  The Dictatorship of Brotherhood of nod | 99.25 | ||
| 30. |  The Free State of Vosiycrs | 99.25 | ||