The Fattest Citizens in the South Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 11,610th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Empire of Bloody Buttered Blooming Onions | 453rd | 85.17 | ||
| 12. |  The Glorious Empire of Zaelith | 472nd | 84.1 | ||
| 13. |  The Empire of Hamronica | 544th | 80.48 | ||
| 14. |  The Civil and Political Rights of Kurzweil | 719th | 73.56 | ||
| 15. |  The Congruent Repertoire of Unojo | 734th | 73.18 | ||
| 16. |  The Republic of Spa Ill Atand | 909th | 67.31 | ||
| 17. |  The Imperial Coalition of SHAYTAN UKHIROSS | 990th | 65.59 | ||
| 18. |  The Range in Front of The Front Range | 1,063rd | 63.36 | ||
| 19. |  The Free Land of Serzic | 1,069th | 63.14 | ||
| 20. |  The Confederacy of Los estados confederates de Mexico | 1,098th | 62.38 | ||