The Fattest Citizens in the South Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 11,387th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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11. | The Slab follower of Drew Durrnil | Anarchy | “literally jesus christ” | |
12. | The Glorious Empire of Zaelith | Father Knows Best State | “Don't quote me on this...” | |
13. | The Empire of Bloody Buttered Blooming Onions | Capitalizt | “I'm bad” | |
14. | The Empire of Hamronica | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Mahnamahna” | |
15. | The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.” | |
16. | The Civil and Political Rights of Kurzweil | Anarchy | “Civil right & political freedom lead to heaven on Earth” | |
17. | The Congruent Repertoire of Unojo | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Dude, I could be gaming.” | |
18. | The Imperial Coalition of SHAYTAN UKHIROSS | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Obsequium amicos, veritas odium parit” | |
19. | The Free Land of Serzic | Capitalizt | “You cannot tame a free people” | |
20. | The Confederacy of Los estados confederates de Mexico | Corporate Bordello | “Patria y vida, Mexico confederado vive libre” |