The Fattest Citizens in the South Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 11,387th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Slab follower of Drew DurrnilAnarchy“literally jesus christ”
12.The Glorious Empire of ZaelithFather Knows Best State“Don't quote me on this...”
13.The Empire of Bloody Buttered Blooming OnionsCapitalizt“I'm bad”
14.The Empire of HamronicaBenevolent Dictatorship“Mahnamahna”
15.The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors ParadisoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”
16.The Civil and Political Rights of KurzweilAnarchy“Civil right & political freedom lead to heaven on Earth”
17.The Congruent Repertoire of UnojoIron Fist Consumerists“Dude, I could be gaming.”
18.The Imperial Coalition of SHAYTAN UKHIROSSCivil Rights Lovefest“Obsequium amicos, veritas odium parit”
19.The Free Land of SerzicCapitalizt“You cannot tame a free people”
20.The Confederacy of Los estados confederates de MexicoCorporate Bordello“Patria y vida, Mexico confederado vive libre”
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