The Fattest Citizens in the South Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Compulsory Consumerist State | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Serzic | Capitalizt | “You cannot tame a free people” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Orgazma | Anarchy | “Freedom, Love and Ecstasy” | |
| 4. |  The Union of City States Nation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Terra novum et caelum” | |
| 5. |  The Nuclear Warfare of Destroyer of Realms | Iron Fist Consumerists | “убить старика и бедняка” | |
| 6. |  The Federal Republic of Dioswania | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Freedom For All” | |
| 7. |  The United States of SynerCorp | Capitalist Paradise | “Unity in Enterprise” | |
| 8. |  The Principality of Launceston | Anarchy | “The Place to Be (totally not stolen from Victoria))” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Nsns8 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Arkansas Post Memorial | Moralistic Democracy | “Managed by the National Park Service” |