The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL | 99.23 | ||
| 32. |  The Dominion of Complete Bastards | 99.23 | ||
| 33. |  The Armed Republic of Knowwear in Youtopia | 99.23 | ||
| 34. |  The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis | 99.23 | ||
| 35. |  The Holy Empire of RakBibiStan | 99.23 | ||
| 36. |  The Republic of Morgul Valley | 99.23 | ||
| 37. |  The Dictatorship of Corfad | 99.22 | ||
| 38. |  The Failed States of Ervarëa not of ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC | 99.22 | ||
| 39. |  The Republic of Buddhai | 99.22 | ||
| 40. |  The Confederacy of Elwher | 99.21 | ||