The Highest Crime Rates in Capitalist Paradise
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Most Serene Republic of Avimimus | Anarchy | “Me ineptum” | |
| 2. |  The Argumentative Commonwealth of Yhm | Anarchy | “We fight for Freedom!” | |
| 3. |  The Constitutional Republic of Sucrati | Civil Rights Lovefest | “With Integrity, Honor, and Faith, We Shall Endure” | |
| 4. |  The 27 Billion Shameless S O B's of FASTERCAT | Capitalist Paradise | “Moonbat Free Since '63” | |
| 5. |  The Disputed Territories of Divided Wastelands of America | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Nam mors venit omni” | |
| 6. |  The Sultanate of Tropics | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Tropics” | |
| 7. |  The Allied States of Industria-Faire | Conservative Democracy | “We're told to build, and so we build.” |