The Highest Crime Rates in Capitalist Paradise
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 470th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | World | crimes per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland | 10th | 334.55 | ||
| 2. |  The Infection of Edgemaster | 19th | 299.56 | ||
| 3. |  The Corporatocracy of Anemone Reef | 24th | 263.96 | ||
| 4. |  The Rising Sun of The Fyre Phoenix | 74th | 183.53 | ||
| 5. |  The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meam | 179th | 129.66 | ||
| 6. |  The Voluntary Meritocracy of Anchillas | 192nd | 126.62 | ||
| 7. |  The Free Market Plutocracy of New Portuguese Empire | 266th | 107.26 | ||
| 8. |  The Production Facilities of Industria | 294th | 103.67 | ||
| 9. |  The Plutocracy of Ultracapitalista | 446th | 83.87 | ||
| 10. |  The Free Domes of Meridiani Planum | 475th | 81.44 | ||