The Highest Crime Rates in Capitalist Paradise
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 1,227th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | World | crimes per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland | 10th | 343.57 | ||
| 2. |  The Infection of Edgemaster | 17th | 305.19 | ||
| 3. |  The Corporatocracy of Anemone Reef | 27th | 264.89 | ||
| 4. |  The Voluntary Meritocracy of Anchillas | 137th | 148.37 | ||
| 5. |  The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meam | 192nd | 129.66 | ||
| 6. |  The Free Fleet of Island Dolista | 205th | 124.1 | ||
| 7. |  The Production Facilities of Industria | 304th | 103.67 | ||
| 8. |  The Benevolent Dictatorship of Canterburie | 516th | 79.73 | ||
| 9. |  The Holy Red Principality of Pentadbir | 526th | 79 | ||
| 10. |  The Corporate Consortium of Courathar | 564th | 76.67 | ||