The Most Secular in Portugal
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Portugal is ranked 3,803rd in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Herya | Left-wing Utopia | “L'état c'est moi” | |
| 2. |  The Totally Totalitarian Tyranny of Totaristan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Pertinacia Fortis Juvat” | |
| 3. |  The Bagunçada Total e Completa of Peterandia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I do not agree nor disagree, quite the opposite” | |
| 4. |  The Iberian Legacy of Manus Lusus | Iron Fist Consumerists | “One Hand washes the other” | |
| 5. |  The Red Mercantile Communes of Alentejo and Algarve | Democratic Socialists | “☭ Comer criancinhas? Não! Nem ao pequeno-almoço! ☭” | |
| 6. |  The Nirvana of SoveskY | Civil Rights Lovefest | “When hungry eat, when tired sleep.” | |
| 7. |  The Chaotic State of Cyclopia of Doom | Left-Leaning College State | “Where maintenance never ends” | |
| 8. |  The Fake News of Jornal Tuga | New York Times Democracy | “Este jornal foi tomado pelo malvado estagiário” | |
| 9. |  The Mighty People of Refugiado | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Quod me nutrit, me destruit!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Athaulphia | Left-wing Utopia | “LIBERTAS - IVSTITIA - VERITAS” |