The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 207,351. |  The Queendom of United Miserable Provinces | Mother Knows Best State | “For Queen and Misery” | |
| 207,352. | The Kingdom of Hesychomia | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Doxa Si, Kyrie” | |
| 207,353. |  The Kingdom of Mahrawi | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 207,354. |  The Republic of Lafvata | New York Times Democracy | “Veni Vici” | |
| 207,355. |  The Jingoistic States of Hildries | Authoritarian Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 207,356. |  The Free Land of The Caribbean Directorate | Authoritarian Democracy | “Environment!” | |
| 207,357. | The Incorporated States of Flopfarm 384 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Card” | |
| 207,358. |  The Republic of Parkno | Democratic Socialists | “Nothing is free” | |
| 207,359. |  The Kingdom of ButterFence | Corporate Police State | “For the king” | |
| 207,360. |  The Kingdom of Lamantins spirituels de la liberte | Democratic Socialists | “Manatees rise!” |