The Fattest Citizens in Royal Federal Republic of Free States
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Royal Federal Republic of Free States is ranked 4,238th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Western Mars | New York Times Democracy | “Scribo, Ergo Cogito, Ergo Scribo.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of The Confederacy of Beastland | Anarchy | “Defende Libertatem; Res Publica Conservabitur” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Constitutional-Republican Party | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Liberty” | |
| 4. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Royal Federal Republic of Free States | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 5. |  The Protectorate of The Royal Palace of Amsterdam | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Site of the Royal Federal Archives” | |
| 6. |  The Incorporated States of Romanian Palace of the Parliament | Authoritarian Democracy | “Skibee Skidoo” | |
| 7. |  The Principality of The Royal House of Mars | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 8. |  The Empress of Cylthropia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We found the cure - for hope!” | |
| 9. |  The Carthusian Hermit of Fatty the Marmot | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Munch, and remember the Clover in the Sky” |