The Fattest Citizens in Pennsylvania
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Pennsylvania is ranked 8,962nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Brewing Company of Yuengling | Right-wing Utopia | “America’s Oldest Brewer” | |
| 2. |  The District of Friends Society | Anarchy | “A group setting out” | |
| 3. |  The State of McTavish | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 4. |  The State of Mei | Anarchy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 5. |  The District of Cidade Maravilhosa | Anarchy | “Simply Rio” | |
| 6. |  The ChocolateLast Suppers of TLS Storage Unit | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Storage for the Last Supper chocolates” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Umbusowe | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Begin” | |
| 8. |  The Theocracy of The GCC Wolverines | Moralistic Democracy | “http://www2.gcc.edu/sports/default.htm” | |
| 9. |  The State of Richland Pine | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Peaceful Beginings” | |
| 10. |  The Protectorate of Obeedah | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” |