The Fattest Citizens in Pennsylvania
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | World | Obesity Rate | |||
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1. | The District of Friends Society | 21,531st | 16.08 | ||
2. | The State of McTavish | 22,655th | 15.98 | ||
3. | The State of Mei | 28,090th | 15.54 | ||
4. | The District of Cidade Maravilhosa | 48,849th | 13.95 | ||
5. | The ChocolateLast Suppers of TLS Storage Unit | 49,405th | 13.91 | ||
6. | The Queen's State of Umbusowe | 56,277th | 13.43 | ||
7. | The Theocracy of The GCC Wolverines | 56,844th | 13.39 | ||
8. | The State of Richland Pine | 88,273rd | 11.78 | ||
9. | The Protectorate of Obeedah | 93,160th | 11.58 | ||
10. | The People's Republic of Orwell-sylvania | 130,692nd | 10.03 |