The South PacificBoard

The great order of tuna wrote:

I am legitimately scared of escalators

I prefer the stairs

Greater new rhodesia and nyasaland wrote:

Hey, show Drystar some Goddam respect.

I wasn't meaning it in a disrespectful way. I meant that our government doesn't care

Greater new rhodesia and nyasaland wrote:

This damned and tumultuous cavern of sin has culture?

Me: You see, my effort in this utter place is a bloody waste of my creativity. And that's the example of depreciation.

The Island of Sorna wrote:

Here you go a basic design for a rifle, i basically just combined a SKS and M1 garand since i don't believe your guards will be fighting proper military units.
(I hope you weren't expecting a materpiece, there's only so much i can do with MS paint withought directly tracing a rifle)

Image: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937167441216294942/1006270351753351279/AAAAAAAAA.png

Thank you very much, this will make the cake production much more safe against sabotage by those anti-cake activists! :D

Greater new rhodesia and nyasaland wrote:

That makes sense now, because the only culture here is on a Petri dish.

... hey! Did you just compare the peak of creation that is cake with some dubious cell morass?!

Tepertopia wrote:

Thank you very much, this will make the cake production much more safe against sabotage by those anti-cake activists! :D
... hey! Did you just compare the peak of creation that is cake with some dubious cell morass?!

What if I did?

The deer colony of northern tochalea wrote:

Good day to you too! ( sorry for replying so late )

Me too, nice flag by the way!

It's fine, we all need space to breath sometimes

Tepertopia wrote:

I would be very very sad and would have to go comfort both me and my poor cakes in the cake vault :(

Oh, I'm sorry tepertopia. You know what, I'll make cake mandatory for breakfast in Rhodesia.

Lol I exist

Ardenswije wrote:

steak pie time lads
Remember the "eating cake and you get an engine failure" curse?
Also

I do... It's still mildly disturbing :P
I'm sorry if you feel that your efforts doesn't get enough appreciation or engagement... Sadly I'm not great at stuff like doing RP events or other engagement-style work so I can't really give tips or support directly, but if you have an idea on how I could help just let me know ^-^

Greater new rhodesia and nyasaland wrote:

Oh, I'm sorry tepertopia. You know what, I'll make cake mandatory for breakfast in Rhodesia.

Aw, thank you! It doesn't have to be mandatory, after all there needs to be food that the cakes can be compared to to truly grasp their superiority :D

Tepertopia wrote:

I do... It's still mildly disturbing :P
I'm sorry if you feel that your efforts doesn't get enough appreciation or engagement... Sadly I'm not great at stuff like doing RP events or other engagement-style work so I can't really give tips or support directly, but if you have an idea on how I could help just let me know ^-^
Aw, thank you! It doesn't have to be mandatory, after all there needs to be food that the cakes can be compared to to truly grasp their superiority :D

Well, just remember
"Eat a cake, and you get an engine failure"

Tepertopia wrote:

I do... It's still mildly disturbing :P
I'm sorry if you feel that your efforts doesn't get enough appreciation or engagement... Sadly I'm not great at stuff like doing RP events or other engagement-style work so I can't really give tips or support directly, but if you have an idea on how I could help just let me know ^-^
Aw, thank you! It doesn't have to be mandatory, after all there needs to be food that the cakes can be compared to to truly grasp their superiority :D

You seem to be very pro-cake, have you tried chicken noodle soup?

Greater new rhodesia and nyasaland wrote:

Come and fly on an airline once described as Pure s--- by its president.

Air Rhodesia

by Greater new rhodesia and nyasaland

Air Rhodesia

Air Rhodesia is the national airline of Rhodesia. Its head office are located on the property of Salisbury Airport in Salisbury.

Founded: 1 September 1967
Fleet size: 13

Prices

1st Class - $5.00 (smoking allowed)
2nd Class - $2.50 (smoking allowed)
3rd Clas - $1.50

Smoking charge: 1¢
Child (extra luggage) charge: $0.50

Fleet

Douglas Dakota

Crew 2
Capacity: 21-32 passengers
Length: 64' 8"
Wingspan 95' 2"
Height 16'11"
Weight Empty 16,865lb
Weight Gross 25,199lb
Max Speed :230mph at 8500ft
Cruise: 207mph
Ceiling; 23,200'
Climb: 1130'pm

Power plants either 2x Wright R1820 Cyclone air cooled radial piston engines 1100hp (820Kw) each. or 2x Pratt and Whitney R1830 Twin Wasp radial piston engines 1200hp (890Kw) each.

Vickers Viscount

Crew: 2 pilots + cabin crew
Capacity: 75 passengers
Length: 85 ft 8 in
Wingspan: 93 ft 8 in
Height: 26 ft 9 in
Wing area: 963 sq ft
Empty weight: 41,276 lb
Max takeoff weight: 67,500 lb
Powerplant: 4 × Rolls-Royce Dart Mk 525 turboprop, 1,990 hp each

Maximum speed: 352 mph
Range: 1,380 mi
Service ceiling: 25,000 ft
Wing loading: 75 lb/sq ft
Power/mass: 0.12 hp/lb

Boeing 720

CREW 3-4
PASSENGERS 110-149
engine 4 x p+w jt-3 d-1, 75.6kn

Take-off weight 228995 lb
Empty weight 109581 lb

Wingspan 131 ft 11 in
Length 136 ft 2 in
Height 38 ft 5 in
Wing area 2432.64 sq ft
Cruise speed 621 mph
Ceiling 42000 ft
Range w/max.fuel 5220 miles
Range w/max payload 4163 miles

Read dispatch

So, are you planning any routes to GL in the future?